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CRYOTHERAPY… everything you need to know

July 7, 2020 · malarkeysparkle ·

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CRYOTHERAPY… everything you need to know

How to FREEZE your TUFFET off…

Why not give it a shot right?  Monday sounded like a good day to convince my body that it was so cold it was dying!  Cryotherapy numbs nerves and freezes tissues at a cellular level… basically destroying cells and making your body think it is dying… but the benefits are worth it!

ICE BOX (Oviedo) has been trying to open since before COVID.  They were finally able to get all the equipment in and up and running so I decided to give them a shot.  Walking in… it is very zen and clean!  The COVID precautions are ON POINT!!!  The staff is a perfect blend of kind and attentive without being too much… very good balance.  

pinterest add - how to freeze your tuffet off woman with hand over mouth and a cryo machine

Benefits…. full body cryo

  • Reduces inflammation and pain
  • great treatment for Arthritis
  • helps with mental disorders
  • joint function – improves
  • helps with recovery from exercise
  • aids in weight loss
  • increases metabolism
  • increases antioxidants in the blood
  • helps with stress
  • helps with anxiety and depression
  • helps with better sleep

Benefits Leg Compression

  • reduces swelling
  • helps eliminate cramping
  • aids in better circulation
  • strengthens vein support
  • helps with skin tone
  • helps with cellulite (yes please)

My Experience with Cryo and Leg Compression Therapy….

Walking in… PLEASE sanitize and grab a mask if you do not have one.  I was scheduled for the full body cryo and the leg compressions so I was handed a FRESH robe and FRESH sox (very jazzy).  Then I was brought back to the changing area.  All jewelry and clothing comes off and gets locked up, there are spots for bags and sneakers as well.  Please keep your panties ON under the robe (no need to freeze your junk off), jazzy sox on and into the booties they provide (several sizes are available in your changing room). 

CRYO-TIME

Once you have your snuggly robe on you will head over to the cryo chamber… this looks like a pod from a sci-fi movie.  Next step… sanitize hands, plastic gloves on, snuggly gloves on.  Earmuffs… your choice… my choice is – HELLZ YES!!!  The staff will then go over some health questions with you… this is very quick.  The door to the full body will be partially opened… you will then step in and hand the staff member your robe.  It is now time FREEZE your TUFFET off!!! The temperatures drop to lower than 200 degrees Fahrenheit.  THREE minutes is a LONG time to be that cold.  Not going to lie… I did have to actively keep myself calm.  About 1 minute in I did feel my heart beating faster and my breathing increasing.  I could feel myself starting to freak the fuck out!  Thankfully… the staff stays with you.  The window is slightly down and they are right outside the window.  They spoke to me and had me turn a 1/4 turn every 30 seconds.  I was tensing up bad (normally I am pretty chill), talked my self down in my head and controlled my breathing.  I HATE THE COLD!!! I was so happy when the door partially opened and they handed me my robe.  The staff took the snuggly gloves and the earmuffs from me and we threw away the plastic gloves.  I then headed back to the changing room… time to de-robe and take the snuggly slippers off… but keep the jazzy sox ON. 

LEG COMPRESSION TIME

When your clothes are back on… head out of the changing room with your robe, place this in the laundry bin so it can be sanitized for the next victim.  Your jazzy sox are still on because you will head over to the leg compression area.  Grab a recliner…. and the staff will place your leg in giant sleeves then hook you up to a machine. You will start 25minutes of compression.  Sit back… have some water… take some much needed ME time.  When this time has ended… the jazzy sox go into the laundry bin.   My time ended at this point but they do offer several other services… check out the pictures and pricing below.

  • Day 2 – I could feel my nose hairs sticking together!  
  • Once back in the changing room, I sat down and could not stop rocking back and forth and shivering for a few minutes.
  • My legs were so cold I almost forgot to my pants back on.
  • leg compression was great… I walk a shit ton,,, this made my legs feel AMAZING!!!

 

** there are some health conditions that may prevent you from partaking in cryotherapy – check with your local shop

** Prices may vary…. check with your local shop for updated pricing.

** sox – I am aware I spelled it sox… I am from Boston… socks are spelled sox… deal with it.

** Weight loss – I have heard that it takes about 4 weeks or so…. after that your skin starts to smooth out…. we shall see.

 

 

icebox sign in front of building
sign on wall you're so cool with flowers in the front
cryo room entrance with tv and towel and a stand
ice box waiting room bathrobes and tv drink machine
procedure room at oce box
lockers at icebox with womans purse inside it
ice box informarion on robes
ice box safety rules
woman looking in mirror hand over mouth bathrobe on leg sticking out with kneee sox on
woman leg on the floor knee sox white with blue stripes
whole body cryotherapy sheet
room with a cryo machine in it and matt on floor
charis lined up against a green wall with leg compression booties on walll
leg compression area at ice bdzox
womans legs in leg compression sleeves
compression therapy information sheet
plugs for the leg compression
leg compression computer screen normatec
cryotherma information sheet
cryo beauty sheet
price sheet value of an ice box membership
our membership ice box price sheet

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