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Charcuterie Board… malarkey style

September 22, 2020 · malarkeysparkle ·

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Charcuterie Boards and Family Movie Night

Weekends are for charcuterie boards and movies. They usually start off simple and get very out of control in this house! We paired this board with a classic movie… The Sixth Sense. Happy to report the kids both liked the movie and so far NO NIGHTMARES! Also, we had very little left overs from this board.


Charcuterie Boards have NO RULES

Show me the rules where it says we can only have meats and cheeses on a charcuterie board! Nope… no rules! Everyone contributes to the board and when this happens our charcuterie board becomes more of a “smor·gas·bord”!!! We ended up with everything from caviar and snails to chocolate and figs.

What would be your idea of a great charcuterie board? What are your favorites? What a great gift for teachers or host… get them a great charcuterie board and gift card to a local market… BOOM holidays are done!

Charcuterie BEFORE

It is a good idea to take a picture of the items you are putting on the board before hand. We like to do this to remember what was consumed, so it is easier to repurchase items for future boards. For example, the boy LOVED the brie so we will be getting this again!

charcuterie before

Charcuterie FAVORITES

These are MY favorites from this board. This chocolate if you have not tried it… is out of this world! Let’s talk about these toasts… they are so good with FIG jam and habanero cheese on top. I have definitely changed tastes as I am getting older because no way would I have had the toast or the fig jam years ago. Look at my being all “grown up”…. haha.

alter eco chocolate at fresh market

Charcuterie Board before the SAVAGES attacked it

It is safe to say they might have missed the start of the movie while rushing to get all of the goodness in their bellies!

charcuterie board and family

DRINKS / SPIRITS and other good choices

Pairing your spirits to match your board, should you or shouldn’t you? Well when you have no rules on the board… then there are no rules for pairing! So why not some Toxic Waste and Alien Snot? Love trying to find the kids some fun tonic / soda for these special evenings. For mama… guava and champagne is always the right way to go.

quote about champayne
fresh market store

SERVING PLATTERS FOR ALL GATHERINGS

Epcot Food & Wine Festival

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CAVIAR AND SNAILS

snails

What are your thoughts on caviar and snails on the board, Yes or no? Saoirse and Mark are all over these 2 options, the boy and I will stick to the chocolate!

Want to learn more about caviar…..

https://www.winemag.com/2017/02/09/a-beginners-guide-to-caviar/

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Wine and Cheese Platters @ Home

No Disney… no problem have a wine and cheese party of your own. See below for some great wine and cheese platters and holders. These are also great appetizers platters for the holidays.

wooden wine holders

wooden wine and cheese

plastic wine party

plastic wine holder

board with wine holders and….

wine board with tray and serving

long charcuterie / serving platter

long charcuterie board

olive platter

olive tray

Nut holder

squirrel holder for nuts

cracker holder – crystal

glass cracker dish

cracker tray white and silver

white and silver cracker dish

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  1. KCadd says

    September 23, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    I love olives and lots of nuts with my charcuteries. Salty!

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